What about Marvel Cinematic Universe Spidey meeting up with the Black Widow? We know Widow's no nonsense, and Spidey is, well, ALL nonsense. How might that play out? Spider-Man: "So you're Black Widow." Black Widow: "Yes." Spider-Man: "Like the spider?" Black Widow: "Yes. And before you say anything, I was Black Widow when your aunt was still making your dinner for you." Spider-Man: "My aunt still makes my dinner for me. But that's, y'know, beside the point. Do you have spider powers?" Black Widow: "What?" Spider-Man: "Spider powers. Stick to walls? Shoot webs?" Black Widow: "No. Stop talking." Spider-Man: "Spider sense alerting you to danger?" Black Widow: "You realize actual spiders don't have 'spider-sense,' right? Also stop talking." Spider-Man: "So why call yourself Black Widow? Why not Secret Agent Something Something?" Black Widow: "Because female black widows have deadly poison and kill male spiders." Spider-Man: "Kill male spiders?" Black Widow: "And sometimes eat them." Spider-Man: "You said something about stop talking?" Black Widow: "I did." Spider-Man. "I'm going to do that now." #whytheyllneverletmewritespiderman
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7/28/2018 09:11:25 am
This is totally hilarious! I wonder what will be the viewer's reaction once they see this in case it will be played. I am sure lots of them will see this as a very funny scene just like what I did. I am actually not a huge fan of Spiderman nor Black widow but I have watched some of their movies. However, I find it really cute if this will really happen. Is Spiderman trying to be flirty with Black widow? If yes, then I can't imagine them being together. I hope that won't ever happen. And I guess it will definitely not going to happen.
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AuthorMatthew Phillion is the writer of "The Indestructibles," part-time actor, occasional filmmaker. Currently on the lam in Salem with his trusty dog, Watson. Archives
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