Why they'll never let me write Spider-Man, Episode 1

So I went a little overboard with the news that Spider-Man would be joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe and started writing up fake conversations about how his first day on the job with the Avengers would go. I've been having a stupid amount of fun with these. First up, Spider-Man and Iron Man: 

Tony Stark: "Where were you during the battle of New York? We could have used you, kid." 
Spider-Man: "I was in math class. SAT prep. Couldn't get away." 
Tony Stark: "Never speak to me again." 
Spider-Man: "Why? Did I say something wro--"
Tony Stark: "Tsss! You're still talking. I specifically said to stop talking." 


Next up: THOR! 
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