Spider-Man: "So what did Loki want, anyway?"
Thor: "To rule Midgard, small man of the spider."
Spider-Man: "Wasn't he already a god?"
Thor: "Indeed, son of Parker."
Spider-Man: "Y'know, my uncle Ben always said with great power comes great responsibility. Sounds like Loki could've used an uncle Ben in his life. What was his dad like?"
Thor: "... Do not pry, Parkerson."
Spider-Man: "Not exactly a mensch, huh?"
Thor: "HAVE AT THEE!"