Continuing on my mock excursion into Spidey's first day as an Avenger in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, let's picture how his first conversation with Thor might go: Spider-Man: "So what did Loki want, anyway?" Thor: "To rule Midgard, small man of the spider." Spider-Man: "Wasn't he already a god?" Thor: "Indeed, son of Parker." Spider-Man: "Y'know, my uncle Ben always said with great power comes great responsibility. Sounds like Loki could've used an uncle Ben in his life. What was his dad like?" Thor: "... Do not pry, Parkerson." Spider-Man: "Not exactly a mensch, huh?" Thor: "HAVE AT THEE!" #whytheyllneverletmewritespiderman
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AuthorMatthew Phillion is the writer of "The Indestructibles," part-time actor, occasional filmmaker. Currently on the lam in Salem with his trusty dog, Watson. Archives
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