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Why they'll never let me write Spider-Man, Part 3: Black Widow

2/12/2015

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What about Marvel Cinematic Universe Spidey meeting up with the Black Widow? We know Widow's no nonsense, and Spidey is, well, ALL nonsense. How might that play out? 

Spider-Man: "So you're Black Widow."
Black Widow: "Yes." 
Spider-Man: "Like the spider?" 
Black Widow: "Yes. And before you say anything, I was Black Widow when your aunt was still making your dinner for you." 
Spider-Man: "My aunt still makes my dinner for me. But that's, y'know, beside the point. Do you have spider powers?"
Black Widow: "What?"
Spider-Man: "Spider powers. Stick to walls? Shoot webs?" 
Black Widow: "No. Stop talking." 
Spider-Man: "Spider sense alerting you to danger?" 
Black Widow: "You realize actual spiders don't have 'spider-sense,' right? Also stop talking." 
Spider-Man: "So why call yourself Black Widow? Why not Secret Agent Something Something?" 
Black Widow: "Because female black widows have deadly poison and kill male spiders." 
Spider-Man: "Kill male spiders?" 
Black Widow: "And sometimes eat them." 
Spider-Man: "You said something about stop talking?" 
Black Widow: "I did." 
Spider-Man. "I'm going to do that now." 
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7/28/2018 09:11:25 am

This is totally hilarious! I wonder what will be the viewer's reaction once they see this in case it will be played. I am sure lots of them will see this as a very funny scene just like what I did. I am actually not a huge fan of Spiderman nor Black widow but I have watched some of their movies. However, I find it really cute if this will really happen. Is Spiderman trying to be flirty with Black widow? If yes, then I can't imagine them being together. I hope that won't ever happen. And I guess it will definitely not going to happen.

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