An enraged Hulk and a panicked Spider-Man. How can our hero resolve this situation? He has an idea: Hulk: "Hulk smash puny spider!" Spider-Man: "I said I'm sorry!" Hulk: "Hulk not accept puny spider's apology!" Spider-Man: "Puny spider doesn't find that an acceptable outcome to his apology!" Hulk: "Puny man thinks he's so funny!" Spider-Man: "Hey, I've been told I'm incredibly clever and amusing. Aunt May always laughs at my--Tony's going to be so mad when he sees what you did to the lab. Science bros only covers so much." Hulk: "Hulk smash lab!" Spider-Man: "Does property usually come out of my salary? Do I have a salary? Is there an Avengers stipend? I bet they don't take smashed items out of Banner's stipend." Hulk: "Hulk not Banner!" Spider-Man: "Thank you, Captain Obvious!" Hulk: "Hulk not Captain! Hulk smash bossy captain!" Spider-Man: "Speaking of, Cap is going to be so mad at me. Hey Hulk! Want to get an ice cream?" Hulk: "Hulk smash... Ice cream?" Spider-Man: "Yeah, we can head over to #EddiesSweetShop in Queens, get a banana split?" Hulk: "Hulk like banana splits!" Spider-Man: "Phew. Okay. Now where does Stark keep the petty cash. I don't have any pockets in this costume." Hulk: "Hulk carry cash. Hulk sometimes need cab fare." Spider-Man: "That... makes way too much sense, big guy." (Image by Sterling Arts & Cosplay) #whytheyllneverletmewritespiderman
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AuthorMatthew Phillion is the writer of "The Indestructibles," part-time actor, occasional filmmaker. Currently on the lam in Salem with his trusty dog, Watson. Archives
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