After upsetting more than half the Avengers squad, Nick Fury has a little sit down with Marvel Cinematic Universe Spider-Man. Things go about as well as can be imagined. Nick Fury: "I hear you resolved the Hulk situation." Spider-Man: "Apparently Hulk loves salted caramel ice cream. Who knew?" Fury: "I also understand you sparked the Hulk situation." Spider-Man: "I have no recollection of this event." Fury: "You have, in your first day as an Avenger, annoyed Iron Man--" Spider-Man: "How was I supposed to know he was sensitive about his age?" Fury: "STOP. TALKING." Spider-Man: "Stopping." Fury: "You insulted Thor..." Spider-Man: "Again, someone could've told me Loki was his brother. Should I assume all Asgardians are related going forward?" Fury: "You are TALKING again!" Spider-Man: "What?" Fury: "Say what one more time." Spider-Man: "What one more time." Fury: "... I can't do this. Fury to Hill? I want this [expletive] spider off my [expletive] helicarrier." Spider-Man: "It's my first day!" Fury: "We're done talking." Spider-Man: "Am I fired? Because I was really hoping to use the SHIELD insurance policy. Frequently." #whytheyllneverletmewritespiderman
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AuthorMatthew Phillion is the writer of "The Indestructibles," part-time actor, occasional filmmaker. Currently on the lam in Salem with his trusty dog, Watson. Archives
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